Flood Lights

Our Promise to You

Awesome Customer Service

Customer service the way it should be. Plus emails that are WAY better than our competitors.

Fast Shipping

We wish we were Amazon and could ship everything for free, but we aren't. But we will get your order out the door faster than you can explain your purchase to your spouse.

Thousands Served

Maybe one day we can say "millions!" But for now, we are in the thousands. Help us get to "millions!"

Secure payment

This doesn't really set us apart. But marketing books say that you should put this on your website. So there it is!

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